Definitions: Thatched

Thatched (adj, noun):

1. An effective, homemade repair. "Bobby pins and electrical tape? That's thatched."
   
2. Chemically altered, as in plugging a hole where the rain gets in. "Irving, obtain the vial. We shall grok the contents by getting terribly thatched."
   
3. In reference to a person, a fixer. "Get James. He's thatch."