I'm big time

Last week, I saw The Hives. Yesterday, I saw The Hold Steady and Art Brut. Today, reviews appear of both in separate venues, both boldly penned by me. Check it, Kasparov.

Seattle Weekly: The Hives
Seattle P.I.: Art Brut and The Hold Steady

Is it any wonder that as I pass by, all the ladies scream, "Oh, Tyson, you man you!"? I think not.

Of course, there's also:

From the mighty xkcd.org

The Three Stages of Valentine's Day